"So soft and fluffy…."


"Athena, I’m gonna kill him."

"Alright, but I won’t be defending you in court."

"Why not?"

"I’ll be in jail for helping you."



Janet Mock on Beyonce’s feminism

Her opening line omg



This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.

"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."

The video comes from The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.

So share this video. You know, for the dogs.


This will never get old


strangely motivating lines from diego

Ace Attorney Questions
1: First game played?
2: Favorite game?
3: Favorite case?
4: Least favorite case?
5: Best assistant?
6: Most memorable character?
7: Favorite line?
8: Defense attorneys or prosecutors?
9: Ever played the games in another language?
10: Best villain and why?
11: Most boring villain?
12: Worst motivation?
13: Was there anyone you thought was a criminal, but who actually wasn't?
14: DL-6 or SL-9?
15: Lawyer Nick or Hobohodo?
16: If you could change one feature about the games, what would it be?
17: What's behind the black psyche-locks?
18: Why was Grossberg's youth like fresh lemons?
19: Ladder or stepladder?
20: What's Oldbag up to now?
21: Magicians or mediums?
22: Favorite prosecutor?
23: Worst/most confusing case name?
24: What's up with Gumshoe and Maggey in the AJ timeline?
25: Who should be Trucy's new mommy?
26: Do you think Terry Fawles' name was cleared after the events of T&T?
27: Has any moment in the game made you cry?
28: Anything make you laugh out loud?
29: How did Matt get his scars?
30: Why is Max Galactica seven inches taller than the second-tallest character (Godot)?
31: Which culprits do you think have not been executed?
32: Iris or Dahlia?
33: Why won't anyone listeeeeennnnnn?
34: Are there any characters you consider mentally unstable/impaired?
35: What the hell happened to cell phones?
36: If the series got its own Mario Kart-style game, who would you play as and what would they drive?
37: Most attractive character?
38: Who would win in a fight: Damon Gant or Kristoph Gavin?
39: Is Godot still alive?
40: Why wasn't Lotta around in T&T?
41: Who is currently in possession of the Thinker?
42: Did Grossburg ever get his painting back?
43: Why does Gant like swimming so much?
44: If grape juice is wine, then what's tomato juice?
45: How would Turner Grey's life been if the weather girl was always right?
46: What is she was always Wright?
47: Who installed the camera in Phoenix's pin?
48: If Apollo got absolutely stoned out of his gourd who's the first person he would call?
49: What would happen if you put Gant in the electric chair?
50: Which character are you most like?
51: Who do you think is going to be the protagonist of GS5?
52: Would you rather play a game staring Mia, Diego, or Kristoph?
53: What did you think of Phoenix's bloody ace in Turnabout Trump?
54: Biggest mindf***k in the game?
55: Character you would befriend?
56: Favorite platonic ship?
57: Where was Matt keeping that glass?
58: Does Phoenix still own his college sweater?
59: Will Larry ever find love?
60: What is Payne going to look like in the next game?
61: Outside of AAI2, do you think we'll ever see a female judge?
62: Do you find Will Powers frightening-looking?
63: What's inside Morgan's hair holding it up?
64: Was Dahlia's father Shelly de Killer?


Anonymous said:

I found this post through a reblog and figured it might be something fun for you to try: corink(.)tumblr(.)com/post/94272990755/fartgallery-your-honour-members-of-the-jury


I wouldn’t put it past Phoenix to actually try this.

Original text by fartgallery

corink made it Ace Attorney related